Assignment 5- things I Enjoy!

due 2/2/2016 ~insert picture~

Article 1

Cupcakes

caramels pastry dessert jelly candy canes candy jelly pie. Dessert tart chupa chups toffee sweet cookie sesame snaps I love cake. Chupa chups gummies jelly-o chocolate cake candy canes ice cream jelly beans marzipan. Sugar plum chocolate bar jelly beans lemon drops carrot cake tart carrot cake. Dessert I love wafer soufflé brownie topping cake cake gingerbread. Icing tiramisu bonbon powder. Pudding muffin cotton candy oat cake sugar plum fruitcake tiramisu cheesecake. Lollipop croissant gummies I love jelly-o tootsie roll wafer.

Article 2

Bacon!

bacon

Bacon ipsum dolor amet shank prosciutto tongue doner ham short ribs. Doner brisket boudin jowl swine alcatra ham tenderloin fatback. Rump pancetta jerky swine short loin landjaeger ribeye pastrami. Pork belly shankle biltong, pancetta pig jerky bacon alcatra drumstick tail porchetta.

Article 3

Arrested Development

meme

Whenever she'd change clothes, she'd make me wait on the balcony until zip-up, and yet anything goes at bath time. In prison, you just have to close your eyes and take it, but here you have to close your eyes and give it. It's ok. You be with Yam. So you take your mom to work every day? Bummer. Moms are such a pain in the ass, huh? It's, like, die already! Daddy horny, Michael. With spicy club sauce. How about a turtle? I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces. Look at us, crying like a couple of girls on the last day of camp. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball

Article 4

Clint eastwood vs Jimm Carry

Here she comes to wreck the day. When a naked man's chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross. This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it. Ever notice how sometimes you come across somebody you shouldn't have F**ked with? Well, I'm that guy. Good Morning, oh in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight. We're going for a ride on the information super highway. Look ma i'm road kill Look at that, it's exactly three seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head. Your entrance was good, his was better. You want a guarantee, buy a toaster. don't p!ss down my back and tell me it's raining. It's because i'm green isn't it! Good Morning, oh in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight. What you have to ask yourself is, do I feel lucky. Well do ya' punk? Your entrance was good, his was better. I just heard about evans new position,good luck to you evan backstabber, bastard, i mean baxter. Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy. Alrighty Then Look at that, it's exactly three seconds before I honk your nose and pull your underwear over your head. don't p!ss down my back and tell me it's raining. Man's gotta know his limitations. This is my gun, Clyde! Hey, maybe I will give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Hey, maybe I will give you a call sometime. Your number still 911? Here she comes to wreck the day. Are you feeling lucky punk Ever notice how sometimes you come across somebody you shouldn't have F**ked with? Well, I'm that guy. Kinda hot in these rhinos. I just heard about evans new position,good luck to you evan backstabber, bastard, i mean baxter. Man's gotta know his limitations. You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. What you have to ask yourself is, do I feel lucky. Well do ya' punk? Are you feeling lucky punk Kinda hot in these rhinos. We got no food we got no money and our pets heads are falling off! Haaaaaaarry. Well, do you have anything to say for yourself? When a naked man's chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he's not out collecting for the Red Cross. Alrighty Then It's because i'm green isn't it! Here. Put that in your report!" AND "I may have found a way out of here. We're going for a ride on the information super highway. Brain freeze. Brain freeze. Here. Put that in your report!" AND "I may have found a way out of here. We got no food we got no money and our pets heads are falling off! Haaaaaaarry. This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy; and it makes a distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it. Excuse me, I'd like to ASS you a few questions. Well, do you have anything to say for yourself?

Article 5

Futurama

futurama

Are you crazy? I can't swallow that. This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence. For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist! No! Don't jump! I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. You are the last hope of the universe. Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault! I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. I'll get my kit! I haven't felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Moving along… It's okay, Bender. I like cooking too. But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver. We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Who are those horrible orange men? Tell them I hate them. I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets? Hello Morbo, how's the family? Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Tell her she looks thin. Negative, bossy meat creature! Daylight and everything. Now what? Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso! Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that's why I'm transferring to business school! Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew.